Two no-shows a week. Every week. For a year.
Your evenings back, chairs that stay full, and the people who loved it actually saying so.
The woman deciding at 9:47pm gets an answer at 9:47pm. You hear about it over coffee.
They don't show up as a lost sale. They just quietly go somewhere else.
She’s on your Instagram, ready. Your page offers a form that answers Monday. By Monday she’s booked two streets over.
Booked six days ago. Nothing reminded her. You find out when she doesn’t walk in.
Sitting in your DMs while you were with a client. She asked two other places the same thing.
Pick a card, any card.
Two no-shows a week. Every week. For a year.
Your evenings back, chairs that stay full, and the people who loved it actually saying so.
Your work is better than your feed makes it look.
An account that does the convincing before anyone messages you. You film. I do the rest.
The cart she filled on Thursday, still sitting there.
The second order that never came — and the customers who’d buy again if anyone asked.
Need the website too? From $200 when it’s added to any of the above.
Six steps, and the first two cost you nothing.
Your site, your Instagram, and whatever’s been bugging you.
Then send you a personal audit: what’s leaking, what I’d change, and in what order.
Hand it to me, and get back the hours, the money, and the part of this you actually liked.
What’s being built, what it costs, when it’s done.
You get me for questions the whole way, in writing.
It keeps running and I keep watching it: what breaks gets fixed, what I learn gets tuned in. And when you have an idea for the business, you have someone to bring it to. New work is quoted separately — better you know that now.
Then a month I didn’t deliver on is refunded or credited — your choice. That’s in the agreement, not just here. And “working” gets defined up front, in numbers you can check: bookings taken after hours, no-shows down, replies going out. Neither of us is guessing.
Weeks, not months. Booking systems usually go live within a month of signing; social starts posting inside two weeks; the ecom flows switch on one at a time. You’ll have the actual dates in writing before you pay anything.
Answer my questions at the start, send me a few logins, and — for social — film. Twenty minutes with your phone, once or twice a week. Everything else is on me.
Yes. Retainers run three months to start, then month to month. Thirty days’ notice, by email, to the same address you signed up through. Nothing renews silently — you get a reminder before every charge, with the amount and how to stop it.
You do, once it’s paid for. Post it, keep it, use it after we stop working together. I keep the right to show it in my portfolio, unless you’d rather I didn’t — just say.
If it runs on booked time or repeat orders, probably: salons, clinics, studios, trades, product brands, creators. If I don’t think I can help, I’ll say so in the audit — it’s free either way.
Good — most people do. I usually build around it rather than replace it: the after-hours answers, the reminders, the follow-up. If yours is genuinely in the way, I’ll tell you, and why.
No. You run your business. I run the systems, quietly, and tell you what’s happening in plain words once a month.
No — and that’s the point. One person who cares about your business, not a ticket in a queue.
I'll go through it the way a customer would, and tell you what I'd change first. Free, and yours to keep either way.
Illustrative example. Not a client, not a testimonial, not a promise of results.